Judy

[my cell phone rings, it's SLC area Utah]

“Hello?”

[Young male voice responds] “Heeeeeeeeey, haha, hello?”

“Yeah, hello?”

“Uhm, erm, is Judy in?”

“You have the wrong number”

“Okay, uhm, yeah, is Judy in?”

“You, have, the, wrong, number.”

“uhm, erm, okay.”

[I hang up]

[my cell phone rings again, same Utah number as before]

“You still have the wrong number.”

[Female voice responds] “Yes, hello?”

“You, still have, the wrong number.”

“Uhm yeah, is Judy in?”

“YOU, STILL HAVE, THE WRONG NUMBER.”

“Oh. Okay then.”

[I hang up. My coworker in the next cube over can be heard laughing.]