Come in on Wednesday

Sure doc, after work I’ll get right on that.

And then it was almost 5:00p before I realized that I wasn’t going to make it in to find out my results. So I called them to ask if the doctor could call me with the results. And the response was “well, we can’t give out your test results over the phone, only the doctor can do that.” I really didn’t want to have to be a dick, but at this point in the week I’ve had enough of the dumbing down of America, and well I just have to be a dick now, it’s required. So I reminded her that’s why I asked if the DOCTOR could call me back with my results.

She said he’d call me tonight.

She’s a liar, and I know this. There is no way that a doctor is going to call me back tonight. I’d be lucky if he calls me back at all.